So this is my new blog.
It's
like a brand new notebook, you hate to waste the first page on
something stupid so you're completely unsure of what to write. I started
this blog because I use to have a LiveJournal, ya know, wayyyy back in
the day? And I use to write on it so much, but then just kind of lost
track of it.. and now I miss it! Anyway, I really want to start writing
again, because I use to really enjoy it. Even if it was just telling
people about how lame my day was. I'm not entirely sure who to invite to
read my blog, or who even would, but anyway, it's my blog, and I can
say whatever the hell I want to say.
Tucker Max:
If
you haven't heard of him, you need to research him, like yesterday. He
is the epitome of douche bag, and that's probably what makes him more
attractive. Have I ever met him? No. Have I even seen what he looks
like? I wish I hadn't, because when I was reading his books, my mental
image of him was a lot better than what he looks like in real life. In
reality, his books are the most horrible, sexist things I've ever
read... and that being said, these are the funniest books I have ever
read in my entire life. I'm talking about laughing out loud until I'm
almost crying funny. This is one of the quotes from his book Hilarity
Ensues - “I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are
attractive to
guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so
pay attention: Prince Charming doesn’t come to rescue cunty lunatics.” I
mean, c'mon who can say cunty and get away with it like that?! His
other books are Assholes Finish First, and I Hope They Serve Beer In
Hell. (Catchy titles huh?) I wish there were more opportunities to
spread the wealth of Tucker Max.
Twitter:
I'm
not going to say that I don't "understand" the Twitter, I do, I mean,
it's like Facebook, and Myspace before that.. It just frustrates me that
I prefer Facebook and people that I enjoy creeping do not, and it
frustrates me that I have to learn to like Twitter in order to see what
they're posting about. They prefer the Twitter. *sigh* I do not think I
am the Twittering type. I overuse hashtags, and 140 characters does not
do me any justice.
Dorito Tacos:
This must be what heaven tastes like. The fucking commercials do them absolutely no justice what-so-ever. They look nasty, I'll admit it... but when dorito meets taco and they make sweet sweet love that ends up with dorito tacos.. mm mmm mmmmm.
Corey:
Well, we've been together for 490 days (as of today..) and lot of you don't know how I met Corey, or how we even got together, so I guess I'll tell you. I hadn't known Corey in high school, I'd known OF him. I mean, I had a class or two with him, but we were from completely different social circles.. mine involved sitting on the front row, making good grades, and his involved... skipping the classes. Anyway, last December, I found him on Facebook, and messaged him and was all "Omg, let's chilll" and he said yes, so the night of December 22 2010, my friend Charmion (who was there to keep things chill, and make everything not awkward) and I went to pick him up - remember this is the first time we met, people! - and we had to go to my house to feed the pupples, and wrap some presents before my parents got home. Well that night Corey ended up wrapping my mom's Christmas presents and meeting both of my parents, which we would eventually come to realize made our lives easier since we had no formal "meet the parents". We eventually decided to follow Charmion to Walmart to meet her mom.. well I didn't realize until we were in the car that this would mean we were alone. EEK. I'm not sure how I survived, but we ended up spending most of the night together, and stayed out until like 2am, where I took him home, and he ended up kissing me in the driveway. By then I was really tired and of course I had to BE at work at 8am, (this means I had to get up at 6..), and was sick of playing games (not with him, but with douchebaggy boys) so I was like, "I'm not fucking around, you say you like me, if that's true, then ask me out, and make it Facebook official TONIGHT, or.. well... fuck you". So he asked me out that night (December 23 now), and made it Facebook official. Our story might not be "romantic" but neither is Corey.. and it's our story, and fits us perfectly <3
I guess that's enough rambling for now, I have to go study.. boo.
I'll try to keep up with this blog, but no promises! :)
#wardamneagle
Dorito Tacos:
This must be what heaven tastes like. The fucking commercials do them absolutely no justice what-so-ever. They look nasty, I'll admit it... but when dorito meets taco and they make sweet sweet love that ends up with dorito tacos.. mm mmm mmmmm.
Corey:
Well, we've been together for 490 days (as of today..) and lot of you don't know how I met Corey, or how we even got together, so I guess I'll tell you. I hadn't known Corey in high school, I'd known OF him. I mean, I had a class or two with him, but we were from completely different social circles.. mine involved sitting on the front row, making good grades, and his involved... skipping the classes. Anyway, last December, I found him on Facebook, and messaged him and was all "Omg, let's chilll" and he said yes, so the night of December 22 2010, my friend Charmion (who was there to keep things chill, and make everything not awkward) and I went to pick him up - remember this is the first time we met, people! - and we had to go to my house to feed the pupples, and wrap some presents before my parents got home. Well that night Corey ended up wrapping my mom's Christmas presents and meeting both of my parents, which we would eventually come to realize made our lives easier since we had no formal "meet the parents". We eventually decided to follow Charmion to Walmart to meet her mom.. well I didn't realize until we were in the car that this would mean we were alone. EEK. I'm not sure how I survived, but we ended up spending most of the night together, and stayed out until like 2am, where I took him home, and he ended up kissing me in the driveway. By then I was really tired and of course I had to BE at work at 8am, (this means I had to get up at 6..), and was sick of playing games (not with him, but with douchebaggy boys) so I was like, "I'm not fucking around, you say you like me, if that's true, then ask me out, and make it Facebook official TONIGHT, or.. well... fuck you". So he asked me out that night (December 23 now), and made it Facebook official. Our story might not be "romantic" but neither is Corey.. and it's our story, and fits us perfectly <3
I guess that's enough rambling for now, I have to go study.. boo.
I'll try to keep up with this blog, but no promises! :)
#wardamneagle
